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      • White Dream (short)
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      • Price of Existence Excerpts with Chris Fallows
      • Dr. Neil Hammerschlag Explains Responsible Drum Lining
      • Price of Existence Trailer
      • Global Opposition to the Cull
      • Daniel Wolfe Interview Exerpt
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      • Avoiding Gansbaai
      • The Bag Boy
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        • The Shark Man (60 Minutes)
        • Baby White Shark Caught
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        • All that is wrong with Discovery wrapped up in one vid

The Science of Shark Week!

8/3/2018

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I wish I was making this stuff up, but my parodies are inspired by the behavior of so-called "researchers" and "shark advocates" who appear on Shark Week.  Yes, they are credentialed scientists and the cameramen and hosts are familiar with sharks...which is what makes it so bad.  The willingness to lie and portray situations in a false light while being fully aware of what they are doing is something I can't stomach, although most "shark fans" I know are quick to turn a blind eye when someone they know commits the crime.  If that wasn't bad enough, the "research" I made fun of are actual studies. 
I'm not sure what's more upsetting, that humans are so detached that we consider what should be common sense to be "amazing discoveries" or that the scientists milk our ignorance and portray these things as unprecedented science.
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#SharkWeek, #sharkweek #falsescience #savingnothing #boostingcareers #fishingshows #shame #fakescientists #sellouts #craigoconnel #joeromeiro #gregskomal 
Tagging sharks is portrayed on TV, like Shark Week episodes and OCEARCH coverage, as a cutting edge approach to saving sharks...year after year...decade after decade. As Chris Fallows so brilliantly stated,
Tagging sharks is portrayed on TV, like Shark Week episodes and OCEARCH coverage, as a cutting edge approach to saving sharks...year after year...decade after decade. As Chris Fallows so brilliantly stated,
Unfortunately, these studies are considered break-through discoveries. Dr. Neil Hammerschlagg's lazy science is applauded rather than rejected.
Unfortunately, these studies are fed to the public as break-through discoveries
Baby white sharks have been caught in New England throughout history, not just now because you heard about it on TV from opportunistic scientists. #Gregskomal #CraigOConnel #JoeRomeiro
Baby white sharks have been caught in New England throughout history, not just now because you heard about it on TV from opportunistic scientists.
Unfortunately, these studies are considered break-through discoveries. Dr. Neil Hammerschlagg's lazy science is applauded rather than rejected.
Unfortunately, these studies are fed to the public as break-through discoveries
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